Live Random Movie/TV Quotes.

[Tortoise Tom]

" 'Scuse me while I whip this out…"

Crowd: "Gasp……"

 

[Tortoise Tom]

Or one of my favorites that I use almost daily:

In a thick accent: "I'll be back…"

 

[Dave Jay]

"What's so funny? "
"Because of your American accent everything you say sounds stupid "

 

[Dave Jay]

I'd be pretty stupid to trust my life to a talking penis

 

[MassExodus]

Is this some kind of bust?

Why yes, it's very nice..

 

[Tortoise Tom]

"Nice beaver..."

"Thank you, I just had it stuffed."

 

[Arachnoclown]

License??? Isn't it on the back of the car man????

 

[MassExodus]

..Fighting..
*whack*
Hey! Stop! My lisp! My lisp is gone!
*whack*
You thtupid thon of a *****!

 

[Dave Jay]

Shuddup and lower your hem, your nipples are showing.

 

[Dave Jay]

I was kept in a pit where I was forced to kill my best friend - awkward!

 

[Dave Jay]

If you ever wake up and you can't remember what you did last night, try and remember the name of the moari you were partying with.

 

[Dave Jay]

Salvador, hide the good forks.

 

[Tortoise Tom]

Russian accent: "I must break you."

 

[Tortoise Tom]

"Swing away Merrel, swing away…"

 

[Dave Jay]

"I say good day Sir!"
"Are you wearing pants?"
"I said good day Sir!!!"

 

[Arachnoclown]

"Hear me talking hillbilly boy???!!!"

 

[MassExodus]

Do you have off switch?

Yes, right next to my prostate. Or is that the on button?

 

[Arachnoclown]

"That's why I like these high school girls...I get older and they stay the same age."

 

[Arachnoclown]

Coons? When raccoons tried getting on our back porch, Mama just chased them off with a broom.

 

[MassExodus]

"Cave-ologists say this old cave is a thousand years old, and holds a hundred secrets."
"Or is it a hundred years old, and a thousand secrets?"
"Nobody knows, thats just one of the secrets."