Live Random Movie/TV Quotes.

[Arachnoclown]

Ok before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face....And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!!!

 

[Arachnoclown]

Do you even know how to get home?

Of course I do, I'm a grown man.
I'll ask a stranger.

 

[Dave Jay]

"He doesn't talk"
"Why?"
"He doesn't say."

 

[Phil]

do you listen to yourself when you talk?

 

[Phil]

What's your prediction for the fight?

my prediction?

yes, your prediction?

PAIN!

 

[MassExodus]

"Let me ask you something. We Italians, we got our families, and the church. The Irish, they got their homeland. The jews, their tradition. Even the ******s, they got their music. What about you people, Mr. Wilson. What do you have?"
"The United States of America. The rest of you are just visiting."

I love that quote. The good shepard.

 

[Arachnoclown]

There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. It was weird, I... I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

 

[MassExodus]

There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. It was weird, I... I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

Lmao

 

[Dave Jay]

If this man shoots me I want you to kill him, then go delete my browser history.

 

[MassExodus]

If this man shoots me I want you to kill him, then go delete my browser history.

I forgot about that one! Rofl, that's my new signature

 

[Dave Jay]

Maybe I could help you with your girl problem?
I don't have a girl problem.
Do you have a girl?
Yeah .
Then you have a problem!

 

[Dave Jay]

I know, I'm just not feeling it, something's missing.
Heeerrreee's Grammy!!!

 

[Phil]

your hair is like wet popcorn

 

[Phil]

The eighties? That was seventy years ago!

 

[Arachnoclown]

“Family is not an F-word. There’s one out there for you. Just keep looking."

 

[Phil]

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

 

[Phil]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking.... I suggest you try it.

 

[Arachnoclown]

Last week I put liquid paper on a bee... And it died.

 

[Arachnoclown]

Look at him fellas! You cryin' boy? You cryin' boy?! Maybe go back down to Mcdonalds, get you some whaaburgers and some french cries!

 

[Phil]

Hold on to your butts!