Live Random Movie/TV Quotes.

[Dave Jay]

This a partner thread to "What is everyone watching?"
This thread is to post random lines in movies or TV shows that you are currently watching.
Post them as they hit you, but just type without saying what you are watching.

 

[Dave Jay]

"Anyone caught dancing with their buttocks facing their partner will be asked to leave immediately!"

 

[Dave Jay]

The bigger question is, will our robot servants look after our aged mothers.

 

[Arachnoclown]

Here's to swimming with bowlegged women....

 

[Dave Jay]

My son said "Dad you look like you're pregnant too".
He's old enough to know where babies come from, he's just an arsehole!!!"

 

[Dave Jay]

"You have a nice thick head of hair, George "

 

[Dave Jay]

"In retrospect, I would have been better off making friends with the chickens"

 

[Dave Jay]

"But I wasn't a good sport"

 

[Arachnoclown]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Metalman2004]

“Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!”

 

[Arachnoclown]

"I'd like to quote the late Colonel Sanders....I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

 

[Metalman2004]

“I don’t want a large farva. I want a godamn literacola!”

 

[Whitelightning777]

We're not the droids you're looking for.

 

[Arachnoclown]

I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me???

 

[Kymura]

Just don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

 

[Dave Jay]

We are just one blink away from being fully awake.

 

[Dave Jay]

Do you think this batch is ready?
I don't know ,check it .
THUMP THUMP
Do you think this batch is ready?
I don't know, check it.
THUMP THUMP

 

[Dave Jay]

That's it mate! I'm going back to the Maccas guy I rooted on my birthday!

 

[Dave Jay]

It's just mummy's rootin noises, go back to bed!

 

[MassExodus]

"You'd be Will Munney, killer of women and children".

"That's right, I killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned".