Live Random Movie/TV Quotes.

[Arachnoclown]

• "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks."

 

[MassExodus]

Hung over Meg Ryan: " Where's the cat?"

"What cat?"

"The one that **** in my mouth."

 

[MassExodus]

I feel a cult classic must be mentioned here.

You'll never get me!

YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREEEAAAAKS!

I still love that movie. Where the hell else will you see huge jumping spiders chasing dirtbikes?

 

[Arachnoclown]

“I’M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU WHAT LIMP BIZKIT DID TO MUSIC IN THE LATE ’90S.”

 

[Arachnoclown]

“NO, IT’S A CARDIGAN, BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!”

 

[Dave Jay]

I've got a feeling in my bottom about this and not in the nice way.

 

[Dave Jay]

Now Connie, do you smell like chlorine on purpose?

 

[Dave Jay]

For Gods sake, can't we just kill the whales?!!!

 

[Arachnoclown]

"Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”

 

[MassExodus]

"I wouldn't let anything happen to you, sugarbear.."

 

[Arachnoclown]

"Taking the hands out of the guns of criminals!!!"

 

[MassExodus]

"There you go, Dopender, if you want to be a contract killer, you gotta learn how to handle a mop before you handle a gun."
"I don't quite understand how they are at all similar?"
"Because I can shove either one up your ass and kill you! Now leave me!"

 

[Arachnoclown]

George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. F☆ck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.

 

[MassExodus]

"Er..Mr pool, David Bowie is.."
"Dopender!"
"Very much alive sir."

 

[Arachnoclown]

Weasel: Meet…
Domino: Domino.
Deadpool: What’s your shtick?
Domino: I’m lucky.
Deadpool: If you’re so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?
Domino: I don’t know yet.
Deadpool: What’s that supposed to mean?
Domino: It means that I don’t know yet. But there’s a reason why I’m here, and I’ll know when I know. Everything usually works out for me.
Deadpool: Luck isn’t a superpower.
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: No, it isn’t.
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: No, ma’am.
Domino: Mmm-hmm.
Deadpool: Mario No-pez.
Domino: Yeah.
Deadpool: Nacho cheese.
Domino: No, it definitely is.
Deadpool: There’s no way that it…
Domino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.
Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.
Domino: No, no, no. You can go first.
Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, “No, it isn’t.”
Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.
Deadpool: Let’s meet in the middle and say, “No, it isn’t.”
Domino: [laughing] But it is.
Deadpool: Okay. You’re hired!
Weasel: You’re hired.
Domino: Oh, lucky me.
[she turns and leaves]
Deadpool: She’s great.

 

[MassExodus]

Weasel: Meet…
Domino: Domino.
Deadpool: What’s your shtick?
Domino: I’m lucky.
Deadpool: If you’re so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?
Domino: I don’t know yet.
Deadpool: What’s that supposed to mean?
Domino: It means that I don’t know yet. But there’s a reason why I’m here, and I’ll know when I know. Everything usually works out for me.
Deadpool: Luck isn’t a superpower.
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: No, it isn’t.
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: No, ma’am.
Domino: Mmm-hmm.
Deadpool: Mario No-pez.
Domino: Yeah.
Deadpool: Nacho cheese.
Domino: No, it definitely is.
Deadpool: There’s no way that it…
Domino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.
Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.
Domino: No, no, no. You can go first.
Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, “No, it isn’t.”
Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.
Deadpool: Let’s meet in the middle and say, “No, it isn’t.”
Domino: [laughing] But it is.
Deadpool: Okay. You’re hired!
Weasel: You’re hired.
Domino: Oh, lucky me.
[she turns and leaves]
Deadpool: She’s great.

Omfg, you didnt watch the super duper cut??

 

[Arachnoclown]

Kiss me fatboy!!!!

 

[MassExodus]

Seriously @Arachnoclown the super duper cut is how it was meant to be watched. A bunch of people that watched both were saying so online. I havent even watched the other. Just letting you know man

 

[MassExodus]

Ron Burgandy:

"So, time to meet the stars of our show, Chippy and Rooroo! For your information, Chippy was rehabilitated, and Rooroo.. is an asshole."

 

[Phil]

she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine