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What's a bidet, lol??Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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What's a bidet, lol??Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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Never underestimate the power of Google. No. I'm not standing on a toilet mound, lol. I'm standing next to a sink, lol. Angled my camera on my phone a certain way....Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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Awwww Phil....such a handsome gent.Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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ha ha.......Not in @Shampain league.....lolAwwww Phil....such a handsome gent.
ha ha.......Not in @Shampain league.....lol
I know hunny, was just having some fun. ☺. back to the bidet, funny (and trud) story.....my uncle went to view a house once and came round to visit. He said the house was so posh it had one of those f@nny* washers, you mean a bidet my Mum said, that's right my Uncle said. Problem is, the size of my wife's f@nny, you would need a f##king jakuzzi......Don't be silly....it's not a competition, lol. Only paying a friendly compliment.
@Shampain You're definitely bangable (not even sure that's a word). That's for sure, lol. @Phil you would probably pass for his dad. You two look somewhat similar.
Agreed. Kymura, you take Phil, I'll grab Shampain and we can all go on a double date, lol.....Phil love, you look like a wee baby, hard to imagine you have kids! Both you and Shampain are adorably handsome gents.
Ha ha.....thank you so much. I am 50 next year ......eek!!!Phil love, you look like a wee baby, hard to imagine you have kids! Both you and Shampain are adorably handsome gents.
Now THAT'S a "mug" shot!!! Lmao!
Lol!!! No way!!! The resemblance is there....but with a shaved head. You kinda throw me off as a kid rock type, lol....that's what I was thinking when I watched your video. Lol.
Oh so you've shaved your head since that vid? Lol. Well you would definitely pass for their offspring for sure, then! I loved watching the Adams family as a child. I don't watch it too much anymore. They kinda threw the classic out. Cousin It was always my favorite.I`m Kojack`s and Uncle Festers love Child, if that was possible. My head is totally shaved and shiny.
So you transitioned from Cousin It to Uncle Fester. Interesting, lol. Job well done. . No way I could've pulled it off.I did have long shoulder length hair up until I was 25, being a Drummer it was a pain in the arse, couldn`t see , when it untied I then looked more like Cousin It, so I shaved it all off
Perhaps you and I have a different view of the term "ugly". Everyone is beautiful in their own way....excuse me if I stereotype paedophiles, murderers (without valid justification) and rapists by saying that people like that have ugliness that go to the bone!!I`ll be 45 soon. and still Ugly to go with it, lol.
Lmao! You are too funny....come on now....I did it....you can do it.I Offend my Mirror when I look into it, lol.
I would put my real picture up, but I feel it`s not fair on other members to put them through this . lol No one deserves that.
ok I`ll go for it
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This is what you get when Kojack and Uncle Fester make Love.
I think the right side of my face , takes the best picture, it`s my best side.