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What's a bidet, lol??Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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What's a bidet, lol??Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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Never underestimate the power of Google. No. I'm not standing on a toilet mound, lol. I'm standing next to a sink, lol. Angled my camera on my phone a certain way....Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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Awwww Phil....such a handsome gent.Are you stood on a bidet . ....pmsl ☺
Me .......(sorry guys, best you gonna get I am afraid).
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ha ha.......Not in @Shampain league.....lolAwwww Phil....such a handsome gent.
ha ha.......Not in @Shampain league.....lol
I know hunny, was just having some fun. ☺. back to the bidet, funny (and trud) story.....my uncle went to view a house once and came round to visit. He said the house was so posh it had one of those f@nny* washers, you mean a bidet my Mum said, that's right my Uncle said. Problem is, the size of my wife's f@nny, you would need a f##king jakuzzi......Don't be silly....it's not a competition, lol.Only paying a friendly compliment.
@Shampain You're definitely bangable (not even sure that's a word). That's for sure, lol. @Phil you would probably pass for his dad. You two look somewhat similar.
Agreed. Kymura, you take Phil, I'll grab Shampain and we can all go on a double date, lol.....Phil love, you look like a wee baby, hard to imagine you have kids! Both you and Shampain are adorably handsome gents.
Ha ha.....thank you so much. I am 50 next year ......eek!!!Phil love, you look like a wee baby, hard to imagine you have kids! Both you and Shampain are adorably handsome gents.
Now THAT'S a "mug" shot!!! Lmao!
Lol!!! No way!!! The resemblance is there....but with a shaved head. You kinda throw me off as a kid rock type, lol....that's what I was thinking when I watched your video. Lol.
Oh so you've shaved your head since that vid? Lol. Well you would definitely pass for their offspring for sure, then! I loved watching the Adams family as a child. I don't watch it too much anymore. They kinda threw the classic out. Cousin It was always my favorite.I`m Kojack`s and Uncle Festers love Child, if that was possible. My head is totally shaved and shiny.
So you transitioned from Cousin It to Uncle Fester. Interesting, lol. Job well done.I did have long shoulder length hair up until I was 25, being a Drummer it was a pain in the arse, couldn`t see , when it untied I then looked more like Cousin It, so I shaved it all off![]()
Perhaps you and I have a different view of the term "ugly". Everyone is beautiful in their own way....excuse me if I stereotype paedophiles, murderers (without valid justification) and rapists by saying that people like that have ugliness that go to the bone!!I`ll be 45 soon. and still Ugly to go with it, lol.![]()
Lmao! You are too funny....come on now....I did it....you can do it.I Offend my Mirror when I look into it, lol.
I would put my real picture up, but I feel it`s not fair on other members to put them through this . lol No one deserves that.
ok I`ll go for it
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This is what you get when Kojack and Uncle Fester make Love.
I think the right side of my face , takes the best picture, it`s my best side.![]()