I love this description

[Phil]

For those of you in the UK, The spidershop has been entertaining us for many a year with some of their descriptions with such classics as:
OBT (Orange Bitey Thing)
Pube hair (honduran form curly hair)
Mr stretchy pants (sp rufus)

this one however made a little wee come out I LOLd so much! So enjoy my friends PMSL

Orphaneus

www.thespidershop.co.uk

 

[Rs50matt]

I remember reading this before but I think the funniest part is when you read that and underneath in recommended products is a tiny ass pair of tweezers

 

[T-Baby]

Disposition is ‘twats’ just saying.

 

[Enn49]

You can't say they don't give plenty warning of its aggressiveness

 

[Phil]

Disposition is ‘twats’ just saying.

that's the bit that caught my eye and then when I went on to read the rest about tombstoning your cat and pulling the cables out the TV it was just a piece of genius.

 

[gognomie]

I had to read that one aloud to my bf for a bit of a laugh, though this one is a personal fav.

 

[Phil]

I had to read that one aloud to my bf for a bit of a laugh, though this one is a personal fav.

oh yeah, forgot about that one. LOL

A fellow member on here also had some fun with the spidershop recently but not sure that is suitable for sharing in case some young eyes see it!
It was hilarious and if she sees this reply maybe, just maybe, she will treat us by posting the pic that I have seen. Now that was funny!

 

[Jess S]

oh yeah, forgot about that one. LOL

A fellow member on here also had some fun with the spidershop recently but not sure that is suitable for sharing in case some young eyes see it!
It was hilarious and if she sees this reply maybe, just maybe, she will treat us by posting the pic that I have seen. Now that was funny!

Your wish is my command @Phil (though the fact that you're bringing this up now when I'm awaiting a package from you - should I be concerned?!! Lmao!!)

As soon as I found this little chap in amongst all the packing peanuts, Phil was the first person I messaged as I knew he'd appreciate the humour. Once I'd convinced him that I hadn't made it myself that is lol

I've kept him (never know, may bring me luck) and he's even got a name. Mr Dongle.

I've hidden part of the anatomy cos it's just too ahem detailed to post on here haha

 

[Phil]

Your wish is my command @Phil (though the fact that you're bringing this up now when I'm awaiting a package from you - should I be concerned?!! Lmao!!)

As soon as I found this little chap in amongst all the packing peanuts, Phil was the first person I messaged as I knew he'd appreciate the humour. Once I'd convinced him that I hadn't made it myself that is lol

I've kept him (never know, may bring me luck) and he's even got a name. Mr Dongle.

I've hidden part of the anatomy cos it's just too ahem detailed to post on here haha

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PMSL, thanks for sharing and no....sorry to disappoint, all you will get in your package tomorrow are exceedingly wonderful spiders that will amaze you

Enjoy your furry friends

 

[m0lsx]

It was the TSS description of the Grammostola pulchra as a Guinea Pig, that made my wife order one.

 

[Jess S]

PMSL, thanks for sharing and no....sorry to disappoint, all you will get in your package tomorrow are exceedingly wonderful spiders that will amaze you

Enjoy your furry friends

I'm that excited (about the spiders before you say anything rofl) I don't think I can sleep. Some species I've always wanted and never thought I'd have

 

[Phil]

I'm that excited (about the spiders before you say anything rofl) I don't think I can sleep. Some species I've always wanted and never thought I'd have

I aim to please
edit: get much sleep did you? ha ha

 

[gognomie]

It was the TSS description of the Grammostola pulchra as a Guinea Pig, that made my wife order one.

Same! Though the sling I got from them is an absolute nutter so they lied.
ETA -a nutter by g.pulchra standards.

 

[ilovebrachys]

Same! Though the sling I got from them is an absolute nutter so they lied.
ETA -a nutter by g.pulchra standards.

Grammostola's as a genus ( except the rosea) seem to be real characters... Doing the strangest stuff.. Digging out the corners of there sub.. Flinging water dishes about.. They are really entertaining to watch

 

[Zanfe]

https://www.thespidershop.co.uk/grammostola-quiogai-p-4510.html#.Xjl6B1OnydM

Is one of my favourites.
Still not planning on getting a grammostola regardless how much you lot try tempting me with them

 

[gognomie]

Grammostola's as a genus ( except the rosea) seem to be real characters... Doing the strangest stuff.. Digging out the corners of there sub.. Flinging water dishes about.. They are really entertaining to watch

I love the little guy but it's always up to something, it's such a little voracious character.
The funny thing was as I was typing out that message I got a phone call from the SpiderShop about weather delays on my order and I was nearly like 'oh hey, I was just talking about you lot' .