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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Phil" data-source="post: 65389" data-attributes="member: 4151">Some very interesting stories here......not sure I can match them so..........The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving roofer from Ireland with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers by the beach, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 I ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.Not really....that was slightly adapted from a mike myers movie. I have 4 girls so really really busy and broke as a consequence....lol Love nature with a passion and photography and in a previous life did pet portraits.....even did one of my spider once.  Must try and dig that one out and post a pic. I did have a dog, a white German Shepherd but unfortunately she has passed away. I also keep tropical fish....have a large 5ft tank in my wall.</blockquote>

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