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New Years Resolutions

Phil

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#1) invest in batteries for my toy collection

#2) seduce someone out of their tarantula collection (they'd literally be f* without the feeling ;) )

#3) become the new owner of AB (just for ****s n giggles)

#4) use my powers of persuasion to convert a democrat to republican

#5) purchase a kimber 1911 with gold filigree and a pearl grip

#6) shoot Rossi in the d* with it

#7) play with m****f thinking about it

#8) give brown boxing a new name like "smart investing"

#9) own a species of tarantula that i have not yet obtained

#10) continue on without the filter.....

#11) make someone comprehend my sense of humor

#12) murder all child predators

#13) terminate all pest control

#14) put a tarantula in my sisters bed while she sleeps

#15) look into finding a professional psychologist to help me with some of these ridiculous resolutions

There are so many other things.....I could go on and on....but due to "legalities" when it comes to my sinister nature....i'd rather keep the explicit to myself.... ;)

xoxooxox
#1) invest in batteries for my toy collection

#2) seduce someone out of their tarantula collection (they'd literally be f* without the feeling ;) )

#3) become the new owner of AB (just for ****s n giggles)

#4) use my powers of persuasion to convert a democrat to republican

#5) purchase a kimber 1911 with gold filigree and a pearl grip

#6) shoot Rossi in the d* with it

#7) play with m****f thinking about it

#8) give brown boxing a new name like "smart investing"

#9) own a species of tarantula that i have not yet obtained

#10) continue on without the filter.....

#11) make someone comprehend my sense of humor

#12) murder all child predators

#13) terminate all pest control

#14) put a tarantula in my sisters bed while she sleeps

#15) look into finding a professional psychologist to help me with some of these ridiculous resolutions

There are so many other things.....I could go on and on....but due to "legalities" when it comes to my sinister nature....i'd rather keep the explicit to myself.... ;)

xoxooxox
toy collection #1???....well that has got my filthy mind all in a whirl now! ;):D:confused:
 

Casey K.

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Well obviously she's a remote control car, boat and plane enthusiast Phil! :)

These are the kind of cars I like to "play" with.......no remote required. ;)
Sleek
Sexy
Powerful
100% pure American muscle
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Major 78

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That's a hell of a nice car. My dream car would probably have to be the Dodge Challenger SRT (Street Race Tech) Hellcat. Now THAT is a really nice car. I've always sorta wanted to drag race in one of those things lol. This bad boy can will run the quarter mile in 10.8 seconds at 131 MPH and a 3.4 second 0-60 MPH. It also has a horsepower of 840. It is one of the fastest road-legal cars and can hit 203 MPH I'm pretty sure. Definitely getting one one I'm older if I ever have enough money.
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Phil

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That's a hell of a nice car. My dream car would probably have to be the Dodge Challenger SRT (Street Race Tech) Hellcat. Now THAT is a really nice car. I've always sorta wanted to drag race in one of those things lol. This bad boy can will run the quarter mile in 10.8 seconds at 131 MPH and a 3.4 second 0-60 MPH. It also has a horsepower of 840. It is one of the fastest road-legal cars and can hit 203 MPH I'm pretty sure. Definitely getting one one I'm older if I ever have enough money.View attachment 34437
The government will have outlawed those cars by then! lol
 

Phil

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That's a hell of a nice car. My dream car would probably have to be the Dodge Challenger SRT (Street Race Tech) Hellcat. Now THAT is a really nice car. I've always sorta wanted to drag race in one of those things lol. This bad boy can will run the quarter mile in 10.8 seconds at 131 MPH and a 3.4 second 0-60 MPH. It also has a horsepower of 840. It is one of the fastest road-legal cars and can hit 203 MPH I'm pretty sure. Definitely getting one one I'm older if I ever have enough money.View attachment 34437
my daily car....
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Major 78

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that's the right way....that's why it's on the "right" lol

Lol, it feels wrong to me. Even though the US is actually the one that’s all messed up. Like their measuring system. Other countries have the simple metric system which is based on tens while our system is so weird. And it makes much more sense to place steering wheel on the right, but we do left.
 
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