My missus is going to kill me

[Johnnyp1987]

So long story short, ive sold 3 p.regalis slings today. Whilst packing them, one decided to do a runner lol. It jumped off the side and onto the floor and went under a gap between the skirting board and the floor. Ive tried to put my tounges in the gap and moved them along the length of the wall hoping it might run out, but so far nothing lol. Ive left a dmall roach in a plastic deli cup next to where it went, im just hoping that it comes out and i can find it before she sees it sat on the wall or something [emoji50]

 

[Enn49]

Ooops. Good luck trying to find it.

 

[Kymura]

Lol! Maybe she'll just think it's a house spider?
Nearly lost one of my H incei last night at feeding time. Nearly lost the little shyte, never saw it till it darted out and about lol

Good luck hun.

 

[Johnnyp1987]

I can see the way this is going to go...

Normal looking wife goes into the extension.
Angry looking wife comes out of the extension.
Angry looking wife says to johnny "can you explain to me why there is a sling on the ceiling?"
Johnny with puppy dog eyes replies "i love you"

 

[sdsnybny]

So long story short, ive sold 3 p.regalis slings today. Whilst packing them, one decided to do a runner lol. It jumped off the side and onto the floor and went under a gap between the skirting board and the floor. Ive tried to put my tounges in the gap and moved them along the length of the wall hoping it might run out, but so far nothing lol. Ive left a dmall roach in a plastic deli cup next to where it went, im just hoping that it comes out and i can find it before she sees it sat on the wall or something [emoji50]

Anybody with multiple TOUNGES has nothing to worry about from the misses.

 

[Kymura]

Anybody with multiple TOUNGES has nothing to worry about from the misses.

Oh my! Rofl!

 

[Johnnyp1987]

Well i found it lol. I was feeding the slings and juvis today, opened one of the drawers on the storage unit that i keep them in, and there it was lol. Thank god, now i can stop getting moaned at to find it, peace at last [emoji6]

 

[Phil]

I can see the way this is going to go...

Normal looking wife goes into the extension.
Angry looking wife comes out of the extension.
Angry looking wife says to johnny "can you explain to me why there is a sling on the ceiling?"
Johnny with puppy dog eyes replies "i love you"

Having met both you and the wife. I don't think a) you are capable of puppy dog eyes and b) it a ain't gonna help anyway......lmao
You are in trouble pal!

 

[Johnnyp1987]

I will be in trouble if i lose one again lol

 

[Phil]

Well i found it lol. I was feeding the slings and juvis today, opened one of the drawers on the storage unit that i keep them in, and there it was lol. Thank god, now i can stop getting moaned at to find it, peace at last [emoji6]

Damn.....did not get to his post before I replied.
So glad you found the sling though buddy, even if the alternative would have been more amusing .....ha ha

 

[Johnnyp1987]

Haha true, but also scary as shes got a wicked streak. She told me to do something earlier and i said (jokeing obviously) dont tell me to do things or ill let all the p regalis loose. To which she replied if you lose anymore ill let the obt loose on your face while you sleep haha

 

[Phil]

Haha true, but also scary as shes got a wicked streak. She told me to do something earlier and i said (jokeing obviously) dont tell me to do things or ill let all the p regalis loose. To which she replied if you lose anymore ill let the obt loose on your face while you sleep haha

And I reckon she would too. It's awesome that she knows which one will do the most damage as well tho. You got a good un there.....which I am sure she tells you anyway.... lmao.

 

[Johnnyp1987]

Thanks mate, ye shes always reminding me, but to be fair i remind her that she struck gold aswel lol

 

[Kymura]

You guys sound awesome. <3

 

[Johnnyp1987]

So am i mate, what could be worse than telling my missus ive lost a p regalis in the house... not finding it until it comes out months later and afew inches bigger lol

 

[Enn49]

I'm so glad you found it, for all your sakes .

 

[SpiderDad61]

I can see the way this is going to go...

Normal looking wife goes into the extension.
Angry looking wife comes out of the extension.
Angry looking wife says to johnny "can you explain to me why there is a sling on the ceiling?"
Johnny with puppy dog eyes replies "i love you"

U forgot.......
Pissed wife screaming, "this sling just bit me in the assssssss!!!!"