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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MBullock" data-source="post: 205246" data-attributes="member: 33994">the knife to the face was some crazy old dude that tried to kill me, i pulled an erhmantraut and grabbed him and just let him wail on me til the cops came. Didnt realize he had a knife in his hand til the cops told me i had a huge wound on my face.  Slashed me up, too.   I made sure i got a free shot in- blitzed him and broke my cellphone across his face lolol.  it was a bulky heavy 2016 ZTE phone in its case, and i hit him so hard it broke inside the case.  I successfully manipulated him into shouting a racial slur too, but took pity on him and didnt let him get a felony hate crime charge so i omitted that when speaking to the cops..  i felt he just needed to stew in his own juices for a while to reflect on his mistake, so i never filed charges.  He was facing two felonies had i pressed charges.  Plus im pretty sure i broke a bunch of his teeth so i think he got his punishment fairly hahahaha.    I couldnt afford stitches at the time, so all i could do was use superglue, and it worked. Unfortunately, the injury to the throat was much less chad-esque.  I was a heavy smoker back then and stood up really fast right after a morning puff and stretched- my blood pressure was extremely low and when i stood up, my brain left the blood behind and i fell face-down on the concrete in mid-stretch, right over the vagus nerve.  Was a pretty gnarly injury and everyone was freaking out because they could see bone.  not very painful at all though, probably because the nerve got overstimulated.</blockquote>

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