If you were a T....

[Phil]

If you were a T, which one would it be and why? The funnier the answer the better

 

[kroogur]

I would probably be G.Pulchra. I'm big and scary looking but mostly harmless.

 

[Enn49]

A B. albopilosum as I don't worry too much about my hair

 

[MassExodus]

I would be a large MM P antinous, wandering the wilds, slinging pedipalp, getting in adventures. I would be crafty though, and never get killed trying to cozy up to some T poon. I would drop prekilled at her burrow and powerfeed her, and when the time was right BAM, tap that phat abdomen, then run like hell, leaving a horrible combination of poo and sticky web behind me in an attempt to slow the crazy fat cow down.

 

[timc]

I'd be an OBT cause leave me the hell alone!

 

[kormath]

Genic. I love to eat and I'm a big guy.

 

[Kymura]

Stout legged baboon,
because
my bottom has never quite matched my top,
and
I may act quiet and calm most of the time
but, I can get pissy if I need to ;p

 

[Wg25]

I would be a large MM P antinous, wandering the wilds, slinging pedipalp, getting in adventures. I would be crafty though, and never get killed trying to cozy up to some T poon. I would drop prekilled at her burrow and powerfeed her, and when the time was right BAM, tap that phat abdomen, then run like hell, leaving a horrible combination of poo and sticky web behind me in an attempt to slow the crazy fat cow down.

I giggled like a girl while reading this! Hahahahahaha oh man made my day

 

[Wg25]

I think I'm an OBT as well. Can get quite moody....and I almost never leave my house. Unless I wanna eat.....or mate heheh

 

[Roo]

Rose hair, because of the mood swings XD

 

[Kymura]

@Roo oh thats perfect, I should have said that lol

 

[Phil]

I would be a large MM P antinous, wandering the wilds, slinging pedipalp, getting in adventures. I would be crafty though, and never get killed trying to cozy up to some T poon. I would drop prekilled at her burrow and powerfeed her, and when the time was right BAM, tap that phat abdomen, then run like hell, leaving a horrible combination of poo and sticky web behind me in an attempt to slow the crazy fat cow down.

That is Sooooo funny. I am sat at home with the kids looking at me as though I am deranged. Very entertaining and within the brief of "funnier the better" good work @Kymura

 

[Phil]

Stout legged baboon,
because
my bottom has never quite matched my top,
and
I may act quiet and calm most of the time
but, I can get pissy if I need to ;p

As all T lovers would say......"I like big butt's and I cannot lie" lol

 

[Phil]

Genic. I love to eat and I'm a big guy.

Genic is my fave I reckon. My girl (Genie) is lovely and about 7/8". Sits in the middle of her tank all the time so probe ly my most photographed too.....lol

 

[Wg25]

As all T lovers would say......"I like big butt's and I cannot lie" lol

The mature males can't deny! Sorry just had to

 

[Phil]

The mature male can't deny! Sorry just had to

I Deffo fall into the MM category that's for sure! and all at the same time.

 

[SasyStace]

I would be a Avicularia versicolor, Great hair, a multitude of colors, laid back, love a variety of food. Yeah.. an Avic indeed

 

[SasyStace]

I would be a large MM P antinous, wandering the wilds, slinging pedipalp, getting in adventures. I would be crafty though, and never get killed trying to cozy up to some T poon. I would drop prekilled at her burrow and powerfeed her, and when the time was right BAM, tap that phat abdomen, then run like hell, leaving a horrible combination of poo and sticky web behind me in an attempt to slow the crazy fat cow down.

You kill me!! hahahahahahah T Poon- about spit out my coffee

 

[kormath]

Genic is my fave I reckon. My girl (Genie) is lovely and about 7/8". Sits in the middle of her tank all the time so probe ly my most photographed too.....lol

one of our prized Ts also. He'd settle down in the spagnum moss i put in the corner of the enclosure and mist a couple times a week until pre-molt. now he's squirreled away in his burrow. Hopefully he comes back out after molting.

 

[RedCapTrio]

A GBB would do. Great colors on and webbing the place up to keep myself busy.