Men vs Tarantulas

[WolfSpider]

This one is for you @Casey K.

HOW TARANTULS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. They are more cuddly.
2. You can have 600 tarantulas in your room. But 600 men would leave a ton of beer cans, cigar butts, and your TV would be tuned to a channel that showed cars making constant left turns.
3. While tarantulas and men both have hearing difficulties, a tarantula cannot lie to you.
4. Tarantulas are usually more intelligent.
5. While tarantulas can be defensive, threatening, and can even bite you, you'll never find one that is an asshole.
6. It is probably frowned upon to keep a man in a small enclosure.
7. Crickets are cheaper than pizza.
8. Men are needy, whereas tarantulas want for very little.

Sorry guys--it is kinda true and funny.

 

[Casey K.]

LMAO....post of the year! Lol. Now let's see someone top that one, lol....

 

[Casey K.]

This one is for you @Casey K.

HOW TARANTULS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. They are more cuddly.
2. You can have 600 tarantulas in your room. But 600 men would leave a ton of beer cans, cigar butts, and your TV would be tuned to a channel that showed cars making constant left turns.
3. While tarantulas and men both have hearing difficulties, a tarantula cannot lie to you.
4. Tarantulas are usually more intelligent.
5. While tarantulas can be defensive, threatening, and can even bite you, you'll never find one that is an asshole.
6. It is probably frowned upon to keep a man in a small enclosure.
7. Crickets are cheaper than pizza.
8. Men are needy, whereas tarantulas want for very little.

Sorry guys--it is kinda true and funny.

It's actually funny that you say that....just because you're a man, lol.

 

[Enn49]

That's brilliant but there is one missing - Ts don't stink the room out and then blame the dog.

 

[Casey K.]

Lo

That's brilliant but there is one missing - Ts don't stink the room out and then blame the dog.

Lol yeah!! Or blame you! Lol.

 

[IamKrush]

 

[Casey K.]

Ahhhhh......cat must have all you manly men's tongues, lol....I take it your media is self explanatory?

 

[Casey K.]

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Oh I believe that **** when it comes to you!!! LMAO.

 

[Casey K.]

View attachment 24795 lol

Hey, it is what it is, lol. I may be blunt but I'm honest, lol....I have nothin' but love for ya!

 

[Casey K.]

Hehe right back at ya! I'm trying to get Leila to dance with me

Ahhh.....and who is this "Leila" might I ask?

 

[Casey K.]

AB hotty

Ahhhh.....I see. Is that the girl that has the dark hair down to her shoulders? I think I remember her pic to her profile name. If so, she's a real sweet girl.

 

[Casey K.]

http://arachnoboards.com/threads/the-game.293854/page-5#post-2647490 lmao

Yep! I knew it! Lol....

 

[PanzoN88]

#4 describes me perfectly (yeah that's right I do not consider myself to be intelligent). Being a male, I can confidently say all but #4 do not apply to me. I am more inclined to read a book or watch a paranormal based show while drinking a Pepsi and eating tlayudas instead of pizza.

 

[Casey K.]

#4 describes me perfectly (yeah that's right I do not consider myself to be intelligent). Being a male, I can confidently say all but #4 do not apply to me. I am more inclined to read a book or watch a paranormal based show while drinking a Pepsi and eating tlayudas instead of pizza.

Pepsi. Very refreshing.

 

[PanzoN88]

Pepsi. Very refreshing.

Yes it is, I'm more of a diet Mountain Dew person (Pepsi product), but lately I had to settle for ordinary Pepsi

 

[Casey K.]

Yes it is, I'm more of a diet Mountain Dew person (Pepsi product), but lately I had to settle for ordinary Pepsi

Oh....a diet 7up tastes exactly like the real deal. I love it! I like diet Pepsi and diet Dr. Pepper, too. Diet mountain Dew is ok ...but Mountain Dew gives me heartburn, lol....idk why.

 

[kormath]

They really seemed to have chilled out a bit over there these days it's very refreshing... I'll always come here first but I find myself browsing AB much more regularly...

i've seen a few posts where mods were actually being fair mods there. bout time i think.

 

[LC72uk]

Pepsi. Very refreshing.

My lifeline I don`t drink anything else, just 1 , 2 litre bottle of Pepsi a day, has to be ice cold

 

[Casey K.]

My lifeline I don`t drink anything else, just 1 , 2 litre bottle of Pepsi a day, has to be ice cold

Pepsi on the rocks, lol...

 

[Turtlynne]

Pepsi...Mountain Dew...MARGARITAS people! and loved original post! however my Ts DO like watching those guys on TV driving VERY fast(you try it! ) and turning left!