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Men vs Tarantulas

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chit Chat' started by WolfSpider, Jun 28, 2017.

  1. WolfSpider

    WolfSpider Well-Known Member

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    This one is for you @Casey K.

    HOW TARANTULS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

    1. They are more cuddly.
    2. You can have 600 tarantulas in your room. But 600 men would leave a ton of beer cans, cigar butts, and your TV would be tuned to a channel that showed cars making constant left turns.
    3. While tarantulas and men both have hearing difficulties, a tarantula cannot lie to you.
    4. Tarantulas are usually more intelligent.
    5. While tarantulas can be defensive, threatening, and can even bite you, you'll never find one that is an asshole.
    6. It is probably frowned upon to keep a man in a small enclosure.
    7. Crickets are cheaper than pizza.
    8. Men are needy, whereas tarantulas want for very little.

    Sorry guys--it is kinda true and funny.
  2. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    LMAO....post of the year! Lol. Now let's see someone top that one, lol....:D
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    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    It's actually funny that you say that....just because you're a man, lol.
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    Enn49 Moderator Staff Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    That's brilliant but there is one missing - Ts don't stink the room out and then blame the dog.
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  5. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Lo
    Lol yeah!! Or blame you! Lol.
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  7. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Ahhhhh......cat must have all you manly men's tongues, lol....I take it your media is self explanatory? :p:D
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  8. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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  9. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Hey, it is what it is, lol. I may be blunt but I'm honest, lol....I have nothin' but love for ya! :)
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    Ahhh.....and who is this "Leila" might I ask? :)
  11. Casey K.

    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Ahhhh.....I see. Is that the girl that has the dark hair down to her shoulders? I think I remember her pic to her profile name. If so, she's a real sweet girl.
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    #4 describes me perfectly (yeah that's right I do not consider myself to be intelligent). Being a male, I can confidently say all but #4 do not apply to me. I am more inclined to read a book or watch a paranormal based show while drinking a Pepsi and eating tlayudas instead of pizza.
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  14. Casey K.

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    Pepsi. :) Very refreshing.
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    Yes it is, I'm more of a diet Mountain Dew person (Pepsi product), but lately I had to settle for ordinary Pepsi
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    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Oh....a diet 7up tastes exactly like the real deal. I love it! I like diet Pepsi and diet Dr. Pepper, too. Diet mountain Dew is ok ...but Mountain Dew gives me heartburn, lol....idk why.
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    i've seen a few posts where mods were actually being fair mods there. bout time i think.
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    My lifeline I don`t drink anything else, just 1 , 2 litre bottle of Pepsi a day, has to be ice cold:)
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    Casey K. Well-Known Member 3 Year Member 1,000+ Post Club

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    Pepsi on the rocks, lol...
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    Pepsi...Mountain Dew...MARGARITAS people! and loved original post! however my Ts DO like watching those guys on TV driving VERY fast(you try it! ) and turning left!

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