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<blockquote data-quote="gognomie" data-source="post: 165094" data-attributes="member: 31446"><p>I have three cats, all rescued strays, but one cat, Wilson, is a bit of a weirdo.</p><p>-He has a borderline sexual attraction to microfiber. Before we got him fixed (he had a dodgy testicle and every vet we saw wanted to handle it differently so he was 11 months before he got it removed) there wasn't a banket or bathrobe in the house that hadn't been humped. Now he's been done. he just nurses them like a kitten.</p><p>- Because of said testicle and too much testosterone, he's pretty hench, he's like a furry tube of sheer muscle mass.</p><p>-Your drink is his drink, fact. I warn people not to leave their tea unsupervised because some part of his anatomy has been in it. </p><p>-He's great with me and my BF but he hates strangers, my MIL had to have stitches after trying to stroke him, we kept warning her but no... she's has cats all her life, she knew what she was doing. He'll come up to people all nice and love on them then BOOM, he pops off. He'll also thieves their food and riffles through their bags too. We're working hard with him to calm this down and was having a decent amount of success, but honestly, people have just stopped coming around to visit. I don't blame them. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite12" alt="o_O" title="Er... what? o_O" loading="lazy" data-shortname="o_O" /></p><p>- He's a soppy thing, he'll get borderline physically abusive if you don't wrap him in a blanket and hold him like a baby when the mood strikes him. He'll purr, dribble and fart like a champ when he gets what he wants.</p><p>-Plastic bags, he loves to lick them.</p><p>-He once got stuck trying to walk through an open door.</p><p>I love my cats, but... Sometimes I question my life choices. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite12" alt="o_O" title="Er... what? o_O" loading="lazy" data-shortname="o_O" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gognomie, post: 165094, member: 31446"] I have three cats, all rescued strays, but one cat, Wilson, is a bit of a weirdo. -He has a borderline sexual attraction to microfiber. Before we got him fixed (he had a dodgy testicle and every vet we saw wanted to handle it differently so he was 11 months before he got it removed) there wasn't a banket or bathrobe in the house that hadn't been humped. Now he's been done. he just nurses them like a kitten. - Because of said testicle and too much testosterone, he's pretty hench, he's like a furry tube of sheer muscle mass. -Your drink is his drink, fact. I warn people not to leave their tea unsupervised because some part of his anatomy has been in it. -He's great with me and my BF but he hates strangers, my MIL had to have stitches after trying to stroke him, we kept warning her but no... she's has cats all her life, she knew what she was doing. He'll come up to people all nice and love on them then BOOM, he pops off. He'll also thieves their food and riffles through their bags too. We're working hard with him to calm this down and was having a decent amount of success, but honestly, people have just stopped coming around to visit. I don't blame them. o_O - He's a soppy thing, he'll get borderline physically abusive if you don't wrap him in a blanket and hold him like a baby when the mood strikes him. He'll purr, dribble and fart like a champ when he gets what he wants. -Plastic bags, he loves to lick them. -He once got stuck trying to walk through an open door. I love my cats, but... Sometimes I question my life choices. o_O [/QUOTE]
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